Mid-Life

So most of you know (because I posted it here for all the world to see) that I had a hard time with my 27th birthday. I know, I know, I'm still a pup, but all of a sudden, I feel OLD. I mean really, crazy old. Like I've lived several lifetimes.

I'm hitting a sort of mid-life crisis. For those of you who don't know yet, I went out and pierced my tongue last Sunday. It's something I wanted to for years, but I finally had this uncontrollable urge to get it done NOW. I've been contemplating drastic stuff..

Next on my list is to put dreadlocks in my hair. My hair! This is something else I've been considering for years, but never really had the balls to accomplish. This is a permanent thing! I could let the hole in my tongue close, but dreadlocks?

I'm pretty sure I've lost my mind. Thoughts?