Grandpa: Do you guys have one of those GPA's?
Sara: Uhm.. used to, when I was in college. Why do you ask?
Grandpa: I just think they'd be interesting. You know your grandmother has no sense of direction, so I think it might help her if we got one.
Sara: Grandpa, are you talking about GPS?
Grandpa: Whatever those things are that tell you how to get places.
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Zion: Dontcha.. dontcha...
Sara: Are you singing, "Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Zion: Dontcha want a hot girl, dont cha.
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Grandma: Zion, come look at your new bedroom!
Zion: Oh, this is so cool. Where Aunt Welby's room?
Grandma: Aunt Welby's room is your old room.
Zion: No, that Aunt Welby's OFFICE.
Grandma: Ok, Aunt Welby's office, then.
Zion: WHEW! What a day! What next?!?
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