What Sara Needs..

...according to Google. Found this on another blog, and it was fun, so I tried it. Typed "Sara needs.." into the search engine, and here's what Google has informed me.

1. Sara needs a loving and playful home. (really, just a maid. that would be wonderful.)
2. Sara needs us. (who are you and why are you stalking me?)
3. Sara needs you to pay transportation costs for shipping supplies around the world. (or something)
4. Sara needs to discover the experts in the area. (I'm already surrounded by people who know everything - what more could I need?)
5. Sara needs to quit whining. (nuff said.)
6. SARA NEEDS SARA TIME. (I swear that's what it said.)
7. Sara needs a lawyer. (busted.)
8. Sara needs support in learning to make safe choices that more effectively reflect her goals and desired outcomes. (that's for damned sure.)
9. "Somebody needs to be monitoring this fool's medication" according to Chef Sara. (that one wasn't for me, but it sounded like it belonged here)
10. Sara needs a kind soul to sponsor her. (anyone? anyone? Bueller?)
11. Sara needs to be exposed. (ok, hello, blog. what more do you people want from me?)
12. Sara needs to learn how to walk. (cause that whole falling-down-stairs thing sucks.)
13. Sara needs to leave. (a long time ago, cause this person is SICK of me)
14. Sara's children need shoes. (uh, must be the wrong Sara)
15. Sara needs to start dating again. (?)
16. Sara needs to find herself. (waving my hands wildly in the air)
17. Sara needs to reach more people. (anyone? anyone? Bueller?)
18. Sara needs something more. (it's green.. made of paper..)
19. Sara needs to prove that the professor had nothing to do with the murder. (that's gonna be tricky)
20. Sara needs to relax. (I see a pattern.)

That was totally fun. You guys should do it.