Sara: This is sort of where we had our sort of first date, remember?
Mike: Yeah, you mean with that other guy?
Sara: Actually, the date was supposed to be with that "other guy." You were tagging along, remember?
Mike: Yep. And I ended up with the goods. He got some take-out, and I got the whoooooooole buffet.
Sara: Is that a fat joke?
Mike: What? No! I was just saying.. you know.. like.. I get to keep eating and eating forever, and he has to make do with like, crappy Chinese or something.
Sara: You're not making it any better.
Mike: No, it's like, when you're single, you get a "piece," right? But when you get married, that's the "All You Can Eat Buffet.."
Sara: You can stop anytime.
Mike: Honey! You're not getting it!
Sara: And I'm not going to, so you might as well just stop talking, babe.
Mike: (disgruntled sigh)
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Oh he was being male-sweet. I so get it. Poor Mike.
I get it too, gotta put on your guy ears Sara, I think he was complementing you!
I see what he's saying. That was so sweet in a guy sort of way. Of course I would never let Eric know that I knew what he was talking about coming from that angle, it would be way too much fun to make him think he was digging himself a hole!
If every man could just learn the following line, we could forgive a lot.
"My love, if I was on an island with you forever, it wouldn't be long enough"
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